Great Quotes: From women, about women

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. – Cora Harvey Armstrong
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy… – Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. – Janette Barber
Whoever thought up the word “Mammogram”? Every time I hear it, I think I’m supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. – Jan King
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. – Lily Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. – Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. – Laurie Kuslansky
A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t. – Rhonda Hansome
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. – Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. – Jennifer Unlimited
If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning. – Unknown
I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I’m also not blonde. – Dolly Parton
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. – Erica Jong
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. – Sue Grafton
I think##-therefore I’m single. – Lizz Winstead
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. – Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. – Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man##if you want anything done, ask a woman. – Margaret Thatcher
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. – Gloria Steinem
I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night. – Marie Corelli
If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose round your neck? – Linda Ellerbee
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. – Eleanor Roosevelt


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