Nothing is funnier than quotes out of context.
“I google everything. Google is my savior. I would have sex with him if I could.” — Heather
“You want to go out in the direct sunlight??” â€¦ “I come from f***ing Seattle—are you kidding me?!?” — Tantek to Angela
“So, you want to test out my bed tonight?” — Angela to Tantek
“I’m winning.” â€¦ “Yes, you’ve had your toe in my ear more than I have in yours.” — Mat