Nothing is funnier than quotes out of context.

“I google everything. Google is my savior. I would have sex with him if I could.” — Heather

“You want to go out in the direct sunlight??” … “I come from f***ing Seattle—are you kidding me?!?” — Tantek to Angela

“So, you want to test out my bed tonight?” — Angela to Tantek

“I’m winning.” … “Yes, you’ve had your toe in my ear more than I have in yours.” — Mat


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