Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

They’re Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They’ll take over the world.

Pinky and the Brain gave me endless joy after school. For years, I’ve meant to get around to posting the compiled list (I have it on my hard drive somewhere for such a long time). Today, @dkr inspired me to get around to it.

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Which one is your favorite?!

14 Sep 93 – Win Big

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

23 Sep 93 – Where Rodents Dare

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?

1 Oct 93 – Battle For the Planet

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.

6 Oct 93 – Pavlov’s Mice

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Pinky?”
Uh… yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?

18 Oct 93 – Opportunity Knox

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career … ooh, it’s all too much for me.

25 Oct 93 – Jockey for Position

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn’t Regis Philbin already married?

4 Nov 93 – Bubba Bo Bob Brain

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

10 Nov 93 – Spell-Bound

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering, Pinky?”
Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?

12 Nov 93 – Puppet Rulers

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Uh, I think so, Brain, but we’ll never get a monkey to use dental floss.

18 Nov 93 – The World Can Wait

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.

23 Nov 93 – When Mice Ruled the Earth

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.

15 Feb 94 – Brain Meets Brawn

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but if they called them “Sad Meals”, kids wouldn’t buy them!

17 Feb 94 – The Helpinki Formula

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking — I mean, what would the children look like?

28 Feb 94 – Meet John Brain

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.

2 Mar 94 – Cranial Crusader

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

9 Sep 95 – Das Mouse

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but there’s still a bug stuck in here from last time.

10 Sep 95 – Of Mice and Man

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.

17 Sep 95 – Tokyo Grows

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but I don’t think Kay Ballard’s in the union.

17 Sep 95 – That Smarts

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Yes, I am!

24 Sep 95 – Pinky and the Fog

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but, the Rockettes? I mean, it’s mostly girls, isn’t it?

1 Oct 95 – Where No Mouse Has Gone Before

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.

11 Nov 95 – Don’t Tread on Us

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Well, I think so -POIT- but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni?

12 Nov 95 – Brainania

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime.

19 Nov 95 – TV or Not TV

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Well, I think so, Brain, but it’s a miracle that this one grew back.

26 Nov 95 – Napoleon Brainaparte

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Well, I think so, Brain, but first you’d have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn’t you?

13 Dec 95 – A Pinky and the Brain Christmas

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Well, I think so, Brain, but “apply North Pole” to what?

20 Jan 96 – Snowball

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but “Snowball for Windows”?

3 Feb 96 – Around The World in 80 Narfs

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering, Pinky?”
Well, I think so, Brain, but snort no, no, it’s too stupid!

25 Feb 96 – Mouse of La Mancha

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Umm, I think so, Don Cerebro, but, umm, why would Sophia Loren do a musical?

12 May 96 – The Third Mouse

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won’t wear the nylons?

7 Sep 96 – It’s Only a Paper World

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but isn’t that why they invented tube socks?

14 Sep 96 – Collect ’em All

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Well, I think so Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?

14 Sep 96 – Pinkasso

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so Brain, but if you replace the “P” with an “O”, my name would be Oinky, wouldn’t it?

28 Sep 96 – Plan Brain from Outer Space

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Oooh, I think so Brain, but I think I’d rather eat the Macarana.

19 Oct 96 – Robin Brain

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Well, I think so hiccup, but Kevin Costner with an English accent?

26 Oct 96 – The Mummy

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but don’t you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo?

2 Nov 96 – The Pink Candidate

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Well, I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues?

9 Nov 96 – Brain’s Song

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but we’re already naked.

16 Nov 96 – Welcome to the Jungle

“Brain, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
We eat the box?

23 Nov 96 – A Little Off the Top

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

23 Nov 96 – Megalomaniacs Anonymous

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain NARF, but don’t camels spit a lot?

1 Feb 97 – The Maze

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda’s pants?

22 Feb 97 – Brinky

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him?

17 May 97 – Hoop Schemes

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but why would Peter Bogdanovich?

8 Sep 97 – Leave it to Beavers

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but isn’t a cucumber that small called a gherkin?

12 Sep 97 – Brain Noir

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade, we’ll never have any puppies.

13 Sep 97 – Pinky & the Brain… and Larry

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Larry, and um, Brain, but how can we get seven dwarves to shave their legs?

15 Sep 97 – Say What Earth

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but calling it pu-pu platter? Huh, what were they thinking?

16 Sep 97 – My Feldmans, My Friends

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

17 Sep 97 – All You Need is Narf

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won’t the lima beans feel left out?

18 Sep 97 – This Old Mouse

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but if we had a snowmobile, wouldn’t it melt before summer?

20 Sep 97 – Funny, You Don’t Look Rhennish

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but what kind of rides do they have in Fabioland?

22 Sep 97 – The Pinky Protocol

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?

23 Sep 97 – Mice Don’t Dance

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn’t anything lose it’s flavor on the bedpost overnight?

23 Sep 97 – Brain Drained

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but three round meals a day wouldn’t be as hard to swallow.

27 Sep 97 – Brain Acres

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn’t the plural of spouse be spice?

29 Sep 97 – Calvin Brain

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Umm, I think so, Brain, but three men in a tub? Ooh, that’s unsanitary!

4 Oct 97 – Pinky Suavo

“Pinky Suavo, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Yes, but why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? (sigh) I do not know.

4 Oct 97 – T.H.E.Y.

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but I prefer Space Jelly.

10 Oct 97 – The Real Life

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?

11 Oct 97 – Brain’s Way

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but how will we get three pink flamingos into one pair of Capri pants?

19 Oct 97 – A Pinky and the Brain Halloween

“Snowball, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Oh Brain, I certainly hope so.

1 Nov 97 – Brainy Jack

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but Tuesday Weld isn’t a complete sentence.

7 Nov 97 – Big in Japan

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai?

14 Nov 97 – You Said a Mouseful

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but then my name would be Thumby.

15 Nov 97 – Bah, Wilderness

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but I find scratching just makes it worse.

22 Nov 97 – Pinky at the Bat

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but shouldn’t the bat boy be wearing a cape?

3 Jan 98 – Broadway Malady

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tongue?

7 Feb 98 – Brainie the Poo

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Um, I think so, Brainie, but why would anyone want to Pierce Brosnan?

7 Feb 98 – The Melancholy Brain

“Pinky, art thou pondering that which I am pondering?”
Methinks so, Brain, verily, but dost thou think Pete Rose by any other name would still smell as sweaty?

14 Feb 98 – Inherit the Wheeze

“Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but wouldn’t his movies be more suitable for children if he was named Jean-Claude van Darn?

21 Feb 98 – Brain’s Night Off

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but will they let the Cranberry Dutchess stay in the Lincoln Bedroom?

21 Feb 98 – The Family that Narfs Together, Poits Together

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?

28 Feb 98 – Pinky’s Turn

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but if it was only supposed to be a three hour tour, why did the Howells bring all their money?

2 May 98 – Dangerous Brains

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.

9 May 98 – What Ever Happened to Baby Brain

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but if we have nothing to fear but fear itself, why does Elanore Roosevelt wear that spooky mask?

16 May 98 – The Pinky P.O.V.

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
I think so, Brain, but what if the hippopotamus won’t wear the beach thong?

16 May 98 – Brain Food

Brain: “Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Pinky: Whoof, oh, I’d have to say the odds of that are terribly slim Brain.
Brain: True.
Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you’ve been pondering?
Brain: To my knowledge, never.
Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I’m pondering what you’re pondering?
Brain: Next to nil.
Pinky: Well, that’s exactly what I’m thinking, too.
Brain: Therefore, you are pondering what I’m pondering.
Pinky: Poit, I guess I am!

Special thanks to Richard Watanabe and Brian Norman.

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