Are you there God?—It’s me, Gidget.
The last year was all such a maze, a mess, you’d never even believe me if I tried to tell you. Eventually, I have to admit I barely believe. How is it that I could wander into such a mess—and how is it that I’m here closing in on a year later and haven’t really told anyone the story?
I’ve been simultaneously amused and lonely. And I have no idea how I would manage to bring you along in the story, even if you were absolutely interested. And perhaps you’d just think I were crazy.
You wouldn’t be the first.