Hey there. You missed me?
It’s only been twenty years or so?
Yesterday I feared going outside. No. Not all together, just after I went “pink”. I promised my mother I’d confess later, and here I am.
Where to begin?
Oh, to start I have already confessed to wanting to be God’s intern, or having already applied and having been accepted, as well as having requested his job should ever want to leave a woman in charge while on vacation or something.
If that doesn’t do me in, I don’t know what will.